16 May 2007

five things

My inebriated colleague was pontificating last night.

"Johnaton, there are five things in world, five things ... what is the word I
look for ...?"

That you can depend on?

"Yes, five things you can depend on. The Swiss watch. German car. Japanese
electronic. Russian woman. and American .... what do Americans do good?"

Peanut butter, I replied.

"Peanut butter. American peanut butter. Swiss watch, german car, japanese
player, Russian woman and American Peanut butter. Only this."

Skippy, pretty goddam good peanut butter.

1 comment:

  1. lol. that's right. you can't beat our peanut butter. it will never let you down.